Things I should be doing right now instead of writing a blog post:
- Filing for graduation: I'm finally a senior in college, and I need to pay my school $45 so they will acknowledge this fact.
- Paying like four different bills: HAHAHAHA
- Cleaning my apartment: I'm a marine biology major, and I do a ton of fieldwork in my spare time. This means a couple things--
- My clothes and bathroom are completely covered in sand and mud, and whatever isn't sandy or muddy is just dusty or dirty or messy from the pathetic lack of energy I have left by the time I get home at weird hours of the day or night.
- I replaced male companionship with fieldwork a long time ago, so who the hell cares what my apartment looks like?!
I guess, on the whole, I really just need to do this because my friends are sick of hearing my (obviously very clever) stories repeatedly. Although, I do feel like the Internet on the whole would enjoy the stupid situations I get myself into. I feel like I'm stuck in a romantic comedy montage; you know, the part in the first half-hour where the quirky female protagonist goes on a series of comically awkward dates after getting out of a horrible relationship. Except, you know, I have to live it, so there are all the boring "pay your bills" and "clean your apartment" things. Except when I don't clean my apartment, the romantic comedy stories happen... You'll see.
